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better use two bags, in case the1st one breaks.
I get a pass for posting multiple pics of my wife on different occasions and for starting one of the best threads in TBS history.
Okay, guys. Here's a lesson in "womanspeak."
ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.
FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine," and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead." At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say, "You're welcome."
THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing."
This guy gets it.
The differences between men and women is a tremendously popular topic, especially when it comes to decoding women’s language. Countless books, articles have
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Personal fav from the article:
Think, think really hard before answering! Regardless of what you are coming up with, she may snap at you and here comes the cross-examination. She will get suspicious. Unfortunately, you don’t have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you.
He: Wanna try something new in bed tonight?
She: Something like…?
She: Where did you learn this? In your ”business” trip to Thailand?
scifilady10...you have omitted the 2 most valuable words that a man can ever learn to speak...."yes, dear"
Is my wife Bi-Polar?
No. She only dances at one place.
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**** I'm not an insider, I just live here ****
and.... "You know what...you are right,"
Yes, but I was explaining what women are really saying. You are giving the correct reply, though it should NEVER be said in a bored voice.
Actually, I'm talking mostly about other women. There are very few things that make me angry. Just let me vent a few minutes, and I'll get over it by myself.
Right here is your problem. I live in PA and they are wierd. I have yet to find a normal one.
At least 50% of my ex-wives are. I feel for you. Honestly I do.
Not StuckInYankeeland anymore...
They are all bipolar with a bad thermostat and bad plumbing. Good luck.
I'll have to give you the bad thermostat and bad plumbing, though most men's plumbing messes up before most women's - and we can just get a bladder tack. Not as easy for you guys.
We need to get some slack for having the babies. You have no idea!
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