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22 months ago

What's the first thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
His butt.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
You may run like Hayes, but you hit like $*!#
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22 months ago

What's green and has four wheels?
Grass. Just kidding about the wheels.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
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22 months ago

what do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eleene
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21 months ago

What do you not call the shortest distance between two points?
The route my wife takes to get there.
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21 months ago

What do you call the proud owner of a new double-wide?
A Tater
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You may run like Hayes, but you hit like $*!#
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16 months ago

What do you get when you goose a Mexican ghost?
A handful of sheet
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16 months ago

2012 Orange Bowl.
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16 months ago

What did Mr. Spock see when he looked into the toilet?
The Captain's log...
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14 months ago

anyone else?
Here's one I stole from this board recently....
What's the square root of 69?
Ate something.
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14 months ago

Why couldn't Clemson put on a nativity scene?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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14 months ago

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
She was a woman.
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14 months ago

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
She was a woman.

I'm stealing this.
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14 months ago

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in front of the door?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
Art
What do you call a man with no arms or no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell

This post was edited by MrNiceGuy on 3/6/2012 at 12:13 PM
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in front of the door?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
Art
What do you call a man with no arms or no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?
Skip
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs swimming?
Bob
What wears orange, smells like a skunk, and has 64 teeth?
The front row at Clempson Memorial Stadium
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14 months ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs?
-It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
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13 months ago

What food makes women allergic to intercourse?
Wedding cake
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What food makes women allergic to intercourse?
Wedding cake

You should merge this thread with baker's engagement announcement, imo.
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13 months ago

A duck walks into a store and asks for Chapstik and says "just put it on my bill"
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13 months ago

How does lady ga ga like her steak?
Raw... raw.... raw, raw raw
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3.0 said...
How does lady ga ga like her steak?
Raw... raw.... raw, raw raw

That one was so bad I had to laugh
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How does lady ga ga like her steak?
Raw... raw.... raw, raw raw

And worn like a dress.
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