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More annoying than a cat in heat?

  • I can't think of anything. I've got a 'wood pile' kitten that I didn't get to the vet on time, and is in heat. I'm keeping her locked up in our mud room, but man is this cat annoying. I know where the term 'climbing the walls' comes from now.

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    3pt0

  • 3.0 said...

    I can't think of anything. I've got a 'wood pile' kitten that I didn't get to the vet on time, and is in heat. I'm keeping her locked up in our mud room, but man is this cat annoying. I know where the term 'climbing the walls' comes from now.

    I don't get cats or people that like them. If you own a cat then you almost assuredly have a box of sh*t somewhere INSIDE your home. Nobody will ever convince me that whatever affection those finicky animals provide is worth having feline crap in your home.
    I once read somewhere that if the average cat weighed 10 more pounds it would likely eat you and not think twice about it. Cat owners......weird people.

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    cockfool

  • cockfool said...

    I don't get cats or people that like them. If you own a cat then you almost assuredly have a box of sh*t somewhere INSIDE your home. Nobody will ever convince me that whatever affection those finicky animals provide is worth having feline crap in your home. I once read somewhere that if the average cat weighed 10 more pounds it would likely eat you and not think twice about it. Cat owners......weird people.

    My wife nearly died from hanta virus. As long as I live in the country, there will always be cats roaming the grounds. And all of my cats are woodpile cats, they never come inside .... except this time.

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  • 3.0 said...

    My wife nearly died from hanta virus. As long as I live in the country, there will always be cats roaming the grounds. And all of my cats are woodpile cats, they never come inside .... except this time.

    I'd get snakes if I were you. Anything but a cat. But at least you don't bring them inside. Not having a box of crap in your kitchen is a nice buffer from the average nut job cat owner.

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    cockfool

  • snakes...no thanks. also, they'll hibernate when I need them most.

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  • Cats are useless and stupid. And they stink up your whole house. And I'm allergic to them.

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    "You’re either a block-gobbler, a farmer, or you’re a damn hunter and playmaker."

    HellRooster4

  • HellRooster4 said...

    Cats are useless and stupid. And they stink up your whole house. And I'm allergic to them.

    I disagree. My cats are assassins.

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  • Cats are for women and effeminate men. Real men like dogs.

    gamecockintexas

  • cockfool said...

    I'd get snakes if I were you. Anything but a cat. But at least you don't bring them inside. Not having a box of crap in your kitchen is a nice buffer from the average nut job cat owner.

    My wife is one of those "nut job" cat owners... we call her Crazy Cat Lady. Yep, shit box in the kitchen, but it's covered and the cat eats a specail indoor formula cat food that is really worth the money because the cat crap doesn't stink...!!

    Believe it or not, there is no cat box smell in the house. Well.... at least, you can't smell the cat crap because of the heavy urine smell from me getting drunk and pissing in the indoor plants.

    Go figure...!

    CockyMike1

  • for your viewing enjoyment

    Play

    Hoarders Shirley Cat Cleanup Benny Hill Re...

    A best of remix to the A&E episode of Hoarders "Jake & Shirley" played to the Benny Bill theme song, "Yakety Sax." The infamous episode featured over 100 cats (dead or alive) removed from her home. Shirley has always been the kind of person who could never turn away a stray cat. But eventually she lost track of just how many cats she had. When her situation caught the attention of the local authorities, they discovered that every room of her home is cluttered and cat feces and urine soak the carpets and furniture. Now Shirley must cooperate and allow authorities to remove over 75 living and dead cats from her home or face criminal prosecution for animal cruelty. http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/episode-guide/

    http://www.youtube.com/v/KXNf7gGBpBY

    johnhunt

  • 3.0 said...

    I disagree. My cats are assassins.

    I think you should get a rescue panther!

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    Subscribe to the GEICO Commercial channel at http://www.youtube.com/geico As long as you don't need to sleep at night, a rescue panther might be a great replacement for actual home security systems. For everyone else, GEICO's an easier way to save. By the way, the man says, "I think I'm s--" before his wife tells him to be quiet.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/8O1SX4x7uUE
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    JuiceCock

  • being a dog person, i have no clue. but dont let the cat haters get you down. god created cats, they must have some good purpose. i dont want them in my house, but i am tolerant. just no black cats please

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • Aaron Burr Cock said...

    i dont want them in my house, but i am tolerant. just no black cats please

    Racist.

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    Racist.

    i knew that was coming, but for whatever reason, when i am driving & see a black cat venture in my path, i do one of those tv stunt spins & go in the other direction.

    superstitious? yes.. racist...well, in my opinion mankind has some element of racism in its soul, so i would be pretty sanctimonious to pretend i was not capable of bad stuff

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • Aaron Burr Cock said...

    i knew that was coming, but for whatever reason, when i am driving & see a black cat venture in my path, i do one of those tv stunt spins & go in the other direction.

    superstitious? yes.. racist...well, in my opinion mankind has some element of racism in its soul, so i would be pretty sanctimonious to pretend i was not capable of bad stuff

    Why does a black cat mean bad luck?

    Why does White Out erase black letters?

    Why is your bad kid "the black sheep?"

    Why is he black jelly bean the worst tasting one?

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  • GamecockTripp said...

    Why does a black cat mean bad luck?

    Why does White Out erase black letters?

    Why is your bad kid "the black sheep?"

    Why is he black jelly bean the worst tasting one?

    When shooting pool, why is the game over when the white ball knocks the black ball off the table, after knocking off the brown, red, and yellow balls? Does the green table represent the earth?

    Heard a comedian say that once.

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  • HellRooster4 said...

    Cats are useless and stupid. And they stink up your whole house. And I'm allergic to them.

    Know how I know you're gay?

    You're allergic to p***y.

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  • Mr Swindle defending his teams pre-dabo "successes"...

    This post was edited by JWD843 on 2/23/2012 at 6:08 PM

    JWD843

  • GamecockTripp said...

    Why does a black cat mean bad luck?

    Why does White Out erase black letters?

    Why is your bad kid "the black sheep?"

    Why is he black jelly bean the worst tasting one?

    good guys wear white hats - the bad guy is always in black with the possible exception of johnny cash

    and FWIW, black (licorice) jelly beans are the best not the worst

    johnhunt

  • johnhunt said...

    good guys wear white hats - the bad guy is always in black with the possible exception of johnny cash

    and FWIW, black (licorice) jelly beans are the best not the worst

    licorice is something some demon invented, imho

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • Aaron Burr Cock said...

    licorice is something some demon invented, imho

    Play

    John McEnroe - You Can Not Be Serious

    John McEnroe - You Cannot Be Serious cut.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/mV1LzXf1TKQ

    johnhunt

  • black jelly beans are the epitome of awful.

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  • 3.0 said...

    black jelly beans are the epitome of awful.

    you get those things in your teeth...good luck getting it out without a pressure washer and like i said i hate the taste....if you can call that a taste..

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • BigBlairCock said...

    When shooting pool, why is the game over when the white ball knocks the black ball off the table, after knocking off the brown, red, and yellow balls? Does the green table represent the earth?

    Heard a comedian say that once.

    It was Chris Rock. Some of my stuff came from his talk show, The Dark Side with Nat X from Saturday Night Live.

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  • I can appreciate your distaste and perhaps distain for the black confectionery delight - Epitome? Try the Harry Potter flavors of Jelly Bellies. Some of the less appealing flavors include grass, vomit, rotten egg, ear wax, and boogers ... then get back to me.

    I believe you'll have a whole new taste for what is the epiome of awful.

    johnhunt