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Most incoherent lyrics of all time?

  • I've got to go with Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

    nugent

  • Pearl Jam might take the entire top 5.

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  • The first song that came to my mind was Smells Like Teen Spirit.

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  • CockAtLaw said...

    The first song that came to my mind was Smells Like Teen Spirit.

    Never had any problem understanding those lyrics.

    First song that I thought of was Evenflow.

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  • Ha! Without seeing the post I was like "Yellow Ledbetter".

    also worth mention..." Louie Louie"

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  • nugent said...

    I've got to go with Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

    Ian Astbury of The Cult has some dandies..."Plastic fantastic lobster telephone" comes to mind. Also, many of Beck's are, at best, obtuse.

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  • CockOfAges said...

    Ian Astbury of The Cult has some dandies..."Plastic fantastic lobster telephone" comes to mind. Also, many of Beck's are, at best, obtuse.

    My favorite of Beck's is "Quit my job blowing leaves, telephone bills up my sleeve."

    nugent

  • BigBlairCock said...

    Never had any problem understanding those lyrics.

    First song that I thought of was Evenflow.

    Ah Evenflow. Classic video, you know from when they weren't too aware of themselves to make videos.

    nugent

  • 3.0 said...

    Ha! Without seeing the post I was like "Yellow Ledbetter".

    also worth mention..." Louie Louie"

    Louie Louie, the drunker you get the more it makes sense.

    nugent

  • nugent said...

    Ah Evenflow. Classic video, you know from when they weren't too aware of themselves to make videos.

    Back when MTV actually played videos.

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  • somewhere there may be lyrics to your song...but i dont really thing louie louie has any distinct lyrics at all. its better just mumbled but now, we gotta go

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • Aaron Burr Cock said...

    somewhere there may be lyrics to your song...but i dont really thing louie louie has any distinct lyrics at all. its better just mumbled but now, we gotta go

    The original 1955 version by Richard Berry had discernible lyrics - the Kingsmen version of 1963 did not. An FBI investigation could not discern the lyrics either.

    In 1981 Black Flag released a version - not the original lyrics however.

    So ABC, the truth is out?...Your past is revealed?

    johnhunt

  • Beck - Loser. Lyrics make absolutely no sense.

    In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
    Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
    With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
    Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

    Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
    Stock car flamin' with a loser in the cruise control
    Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin D
    Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat

    Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
    About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
    Don't believe everything that you breathe
    You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

    So shave your face with some mace in the dark
    Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
    Yo, cut it

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    Beck - Loser

    Music video by Beck performing Loser. (C) 1993 Geffen Records

    http://www.youtube.com/v/YgSPaXgAdzE
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  • Not only are these words incoherent and nonsensical - they're not even real words.

    "Enter Maurice" by Steve Miller

    My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice
    so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology
    in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus of love.

    He would latter use the line "pompatus of love" in the song, "The Joker"

    "The Letter" by the Medallions

    Oh my darling, let me whisper
    sweet words of pizmotality
    and discuss the puppetutes of love.

    johnhunt

  • BigBlairCock said...

    Never had any problem understanding those lyrics.

    First song that I thought of was Evenflow.

    nm

    This post was edited by JamesCock on 5/7/2012 at 10:59 AM

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