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Opening A Store In Clemson

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If I open a store in Clemson, what do you think would be good items to stock? I have thought of a few, but I would like to have your help on some more:
Extra Small Condoms
Anal Itch Powder
Siegfried & Roy Videotapes
Richard Simmons Posters
Glasses To Put False Teeth In
Blow-Up Sheep Dolls

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Birthday and graduation cards from Uncle to Nephew

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Bulk containers of tissues - would be a big seller every time they have to play us.
Horse lube
Goldenseal
Jet Ski Licenses
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72 carton of eggs
medication for foot-in-mouth disease
ice cream churner
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Rolling papers and blunts.
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To improve business, you must allow a 90 day return without question policy for all car magnets and car flags.
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Wheras Clemnuts is a geographical oddity, an adequate stock of Dapper Dan since their only store just carries FOP.

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O Brother - Geographical Oddity

Ever wanted something in a timely fashion? Don't bother with this guy.
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Wheras Clemnuts is a geographical oddity, an adequate stock of Dapper Dan since their only store just carries FOP.

One of my favorite lines from that movie.
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One of my favorite lines from that movie.

Unlike the Cocks, they are not bonafide and they have no prospects.
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Unlike the Cocks, they are not bonafide and they have no prospects.

"You stole from my kin!"
"Who was fixin' to betray us."
"You didn't know that at the time."
"So I borrowed it 'till I did know."
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"I"m the damn paterfamilius of this family."
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k2
bath salts
white chiclets
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orange overalls, sizes 33-70

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"I"m the damn paterfamilius of this family."

"We thought you was a toad."
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"It's a good thing you're momma died giving birth to you, otherwise she would have died of shame."
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"It's a good thing you're momma died giving birth to you, otherwise she would have died of shame."

"And stay out of Woolworth's!"
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If I open a store in Clemson, what do you think would be good items to stock? I have thought of a few, but I would like to have your help on some more:
Extra Small Condoms Anal Itch Powder Siegfried & Roy Videotapes Richard Simmons Posters Glasses To Put False Teeth In Blow-Up Sheep Dolls

A Stubhub.com outlet for all the CWS and BCS Championship tickets they've bought.
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"And stay out of Woolworth's!"

Damn! We're in a tight spot!
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"Well, isn't it a small world, spirtually speaking. Delbert here was just saved and you just sold your soul to the devil."
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"Well, isn't it a small world, spirtually speaking. Delbert here was just saved and you just sold your soul to the devil."

Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a damn awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny.
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"Well, isn't it a small world, spirtually speaking. Delbert here was just saved and you just sold your soul to the devil."

"I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."
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"You work for the railroad, Grampa?"
"I work for no man."
"Got a name, do you?"
"I have no name."
"Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce..."
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"Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce..."

..., the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism....Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope.
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Damn! We're in a tight spot!

That's what she said.
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"Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce..."

That might be the best lines of the movie, right there. Especially the last one on the findi' gainful employment opportunities.....
"I don't mean to be telling tales out of school"
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