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This morning my wife told me "don't touch me"

  • first time in 8-9 years that I've been with her she told me that.

    I'm a little concerned even though she told me that "it's not you, I just feel disgusting".

    I called her late morning offering to do more things with her, which she sounded excited about but I can't get over what she said.

    Am I being dramatic or is there legitimate concern?

    DavidsonNCCock

  • probably a lingering fight with mpcoan

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    3pt0

  • on a serious note.. you may want to take inventory of the last week or so.

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  • Try putting a $2 bill in her pants. All your other lady friends let you touch them when you do that.

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    You may run like Hayes, but you hit like $*!#

    CockAtLaw

  • Wow - you made it 9 years before hearing that? Strong work.

    WoCo

  • the thrill is gone, the thrill is gone away.

    just thought of that that old standard song

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    first time in 8-9 years that I've been with her she told me that.

    I'm a little concerned even though she told me that "it's not you, I just feel disgusting".

    I called her late morning offering to do more things with her, which she sounded excited about but I can't get over what she said.

    Am I being dramatic or is there legitimate concern?

    Don't worry about it dude.. .your wife has told me that too and I didn't get offended.

    CockyMike1

  • The last time I had sex, the Gamecocks were 10-2...

    CockyMike1

  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    first time in 8-9 years that I've been with her she told me that.

    I'm a little concerned even though she told me that "it's not you, I just feel disgusting".

    I called her late morning offering to do more things with her, which she sounded excited about but I can't get over what she said.

    Am I being dramatic or is there legitimate concern?

    take her advice and dont until she misses your touch.

    dgriffin

  • CockyMike1 said...

    The last time I had sex, the Gamecocks were 10-2...

    in '84?

    Claymation

  • Claymation said...

    in '84?

    no it would have been a basketball season back in 70s

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • CockAtLaw said...

    Try putting a $2 bill in her pants. All your other lady friends let you touch them when you do that.

    MSUhammer from strip clubs my friend

    This post was edited by DavidsonNCCock on 4/12/2012 at 5:45 AM

    DavidsonNCCock

  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    MSUhammer from strip clubs my friend

    That is so crappy man. I'm sorry to hear that.

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    You may run like Hayes, but you hit like $*!#

    CockAtLaw

  • CockAtLaw said...

    That is so crappy man. I'm sorry to hear that.

    it's for the best. i've had my fun and spent too much money. it upsets the wife so i need to let it go.

    DavidsonNCCock

  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    it's for the best. i've had my fun and spent too much money. it upsets the wife so i need to let it go.

    I read a news article the other day about a maid service where the maids come to your house and cook and clean naked. Could that be a compromise? I can try to forward a link if interested.

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    CockAtLaw

  • CockAtLaw said...

    I read a news article the other day about a maid service where the maids come to your house and cook and clean naked. Could that be a compromise? I can try to forward a link if interested.

    then what would my wife do? there's only so many times she can go to the mall. she has to have something to do to pass the time waiting on big daddy to come home and bless her with my presence.

    DavidsonNCCock

  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    then what would my wife do? there's only so many times she can go to the mall. she has to have something to do to pass the time waiting on big daddy to come home and bless her with my presence.

    there is always the 5 knuckle shuffle... just my .02

    lvf86

  • You need to get a copy of "Sex Begins In The Kitchen" and read it. Women often get turned on by the simplest things like you helping her in the kitchen or performing a task that she has asked you to do a hundred times without her prompting. Men tend to be more instinctive and visceral when it comes to sex. Get naked and let's do it kinda thing. Sexually if we are appliances men are a microwave and women are a brick oven. You want instant pleasure so you shove a hot pocket in and press 2 minutes, then you eat. She wants pleasure and you have to build the fire, stoke the coals, warm the oven over time and it gently comes up to temperature. I know all the analogies sound a little weird but it makes sense. Good luck man.

    monkboone

  • monkboone said...

    You need to get a copy of "Sex Begins In The Kitchen" and read it. Women often get turned on by the simplest things like you helping her in the kitchen or performing a task that she has asked you to do a hundred times without her prompting. Men tend to be more instinctive and visceral when it comes to sex. Get naked and let's do it kinda thing. Sexually if we are appliances men are a microwave and women are a brick oven. You want instant pleasure so you shove a hot pocket in and press 2 minutes, then you eat. She wants pleasure and you have to build the fire, stoke the coals, warm the oven over time and it gently comes up to temperature. I know all the analogies sound a little weird but it makes sense. Good luck man.

    Its funny because its true. "Get naked and lets do it!" That's partially why I am now single and my ex hates me. Good riddance.

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    JuiceCock

  • monkboone said...

    You need to get a copy of "Sex Begins In The Kitchen" and read it. Women often get turned on by the simplest things like you helping her in the kitchen or performing a task that she has asked you to do a hundred times without her prompting. Men tend to be more instinctive and visceral when it comes to sex. Get naked and let's do it kinda thing. Sexually if we are appliances men are a microwave and women are a brick oven. You want instant pleasure so you shove a hot pocket in and press 2 minutes, then you eat. She wants pleasure and you have to build the fire, stoke the coals, warm the oven over time and it gently comes up to temperature. I know all the analogies sound a little weird but it makes sense. Good luck man.

    Hey...it's nice to have some women posters on the Spur...Welcome!

    On a side note DNC...do you have any friends named "Jody"?

    maxcy124sc90

  • CockAtLaw said...

    I read a news article the other day about a maid service where the maids come to your house and cook and clean naked. Could that be a compromise? I can try to forward a link if interested.

    I have seen this as well on my occasional peruses of Craigslist.

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  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    then what would my wife do? there's only so many times she can go to the mall. she has to have something to do to pass the time waiting on big daddy to come home and bless her with my presence.

    ok. here i begin to sympathize with you more, if you are the bread winner & all she has to do is dust & prepare some simple hearty repast, then she does need to knuckle under, get under the thumb so to speak.

    i would ignore her, if she doesnt want to be touched, then fine, c'est la vie. go to the strip club. come home drunk with cheap perfume reeking. give her the silent treatment. most will decide that getting to work on their own is much less appealing that is rumored.

    it is your castle. she your wench.

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • monkboone said...

    You need to get a copy of "Sex Begins In The Kitchen" and read it. Women often get turned on by the simplest things like you helping her in the kitchen or performing a task that she has asked you to do a hundred times without her prompting. Men tend to be more instinctive and visceral when it comes to sex. Get naked and let's do it kinda thing. Sexually if we are appliances men are a microwave and women are a brick oven. You want instant pleasure so you shove a hot pocket in and press 2 minutes, then you eat. She wants pleasure and you have to build the fire, stoke the coals, warm the oven over time and it gently comes up to temperature. I know all the analogies sound a little weird but it makes sense. Good luck man.

    ah yes, it sounds so simple. first its the kitchen. do this and that in the kitchen. then tell the little woman to lie down, not dust, while you massage her feet with essential oils

    before you know it you are a sniveling little wimp asking yourself permission to put your feet up and spill beer

    men, dont fall for this. its a market ploy for books, flowers all that industry

    Aaron Burr Cock

  • Aaron Burr Cock said...

    ah yes, it sounds so simple. first its the kitchen. do this and that in the kitchen. then tell the little woman to lie down, not dust, while you massage her feet with essential oils

    before you know it you are a sniveling little wimp asking yourself permission to put your feet up and spill beer

    men, dont fall for this. its a market ploy for books, flowers all that industry

    bottom line... don't be uxurious.

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    3pt0

  • 3.0 said...

    bottom line... don't be uxurious.

    holy connundrum batman, i could not have said it better, or more tersely, if i tried

    Aaron Burr Cock