The Barnyard

Yes, it's definitely the silly season and the usuals are coming out in full force.

Still doesn't excuse the fact that they are intentionally doing it for more views and attention,
but if the moderators are ok with it (per your comment), I imagine we will see even more of it.

Thank goodness baseball season is just days away.

I'm not that far from Wagener and I'm interested in booking a flight with you in may, do you have a website I can sign up on? Also, just out of curiosity, what are the names of your spaceships?

Steve, is there any chance I could come intern under you and learn the ropes? I am dreaming of opening my own space exploration business some day. I know one of your current crew probably has to die first, but can I please get on your waiting list. And PLEASE don't stop posting all the pics of your space babes you meet up there. OMG you live the life! I wish I could be just like you. I am so jealous.

Thanks !

Website is located on the Deep Web.
Two ships are named Uranus Explorer and the Cosmo Kramer.

It does get red due to friction from the Earths atmosphere. And don't be ridiculous. No man has ever gone to Uranus that I know of.

You need to solve that issue to continue your trips to Uranus. Your rocket getting red from friction is a clear indicator that something is wrong.

Headley Lamar?

I busted out laughing when I read this. Cow flatulence? My word!