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You get to be president for one day

  • What would you do?

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    3pt0

  • I'd ban clempson

    EarthyTechnoPop

  • 2 chicks at the same time.

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    mpcoan ●

  • two wieners eh?

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  • Me.... I'd rearrange a few states.

    I'd cut off New Mexico at Albuquerque, giving the rest to texas and arizona with the Rio Grande being the division.

    Then, I'd cut Colorado in essentially half using Colorado Springs as the northern border town. Give the remainder of the state to Wyoming.

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  • mpcoan said...

    2 chicks at the same time.

    You're in the wrong thread!

    15 pieces of flare

    Is the minimum, but some people choose to do more and we encourage that. You want to express yourself, dont you?

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    EarthyTechnoPop

  • -Make it legal to shoot out the tires of any idiot going 63 in a 70 in the left hand lane while talking on their cell phone.
    -I'd also ban women from using drive up ATM's. They can't do it on the first try, ever. That's been scientifically proven. Little known fact: the only time a female driver can execute a proper three point turn is while attempting to use an ATM.
    -I'd ban check books particularly for the elderly and always in grocery stores. It's called a debit card. Look into it. Way easier and I don't have to watch my beer turn room temp while you get everything squared away in the registry.

    This post was edited by cockfool on 6/27/2012 at 2:38 PM

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  • cockfool said...

    -Make it legal to shoot out the tires of any idiot going 63 in a 70 in the left hand lane while talking on their cell phone. -I'd also ban women from using drive up ATM's. They can't do it on the first try, ever. That's been scientifically proven. Little known fact: the only time a female driver can execute a proper three point turn is while attempting to use an ATM. -I'd ban check books particularly for the elderly and always in grocery stores. It's called a debit card. Look into it. Way easier and I don't have to watch my beer turn room temp while you get everything squared away in the registry.

    def. agree with number one.

    I'd like to add to that list... you must pass an intelligence test to use a self checkout at the grocery store.

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  • 3.0 said...

    def. agree with number one.

    I'd like to add to that list... you must pass an intelligence test to use a self checkout at the grocery store.

    Another good one. I go on for hours about air travel and what you see in the security line. What do you mean I can't take my scissors and foot long knitting needles on an airplane!!!! Since when?
    Take my shoes off? Why?

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  • cockfool said...

    Another good one. I go on for hours about air travel and what you see in the security line. What do you mean I can't take my scissors and foot long knitting needles on an airplane!!!! Since when? Take my shoes off? Why?

    They need to hire the staff at The Beacon to run the security lines. They'd get those things moving ... and everyone would get a giant pile of onion rings to take on their flight.

    EarthyTechnoPop

  • EarthyTechnoPop said...

    They need to hire the staff at The Beacon to run the security lines. They'd get those things moving ... and everyone would get a giant pile of onion rings to take on their flight.

    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL IT

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  • take air force one & buzz dearth valley, dropping napalm

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  • cockfool said...

    -Make it legal to shoot out the tires of any idiot going 63 in a 70 in the left hand lane while talking on their cell phone. -I'd also ban women from using drive up ATM's. They can't do it on the first try, ever. That's been scientifically proven. Little known fact: the only time a female driver can execute a proper three point turn is while attempting to use an ATM. -I'd ban check books particularly for the elderly and always in grocery stores. It's called a debit card. Look into it. Way easier and I don't have to watch my beer turn room temp while you get everything squared away in the registry.

    Home run post

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  • What would I do? I'll tell you what I would do. 2 chicks...damn it coan; took my presidency.

    I would ask the justice department to investigate Clemson for NCAA violations

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    CockAtLaw

  • I would pardon myself from all future sins so after that one day I could do whatever the hell I wanted to.

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    You can't see! I can't see! All that matters is can the f*&%ing horse see! That's a raid!

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  • EarthyTechnoPop said...

    They need to hire the staff at The Beacon to run the security lines. They'd get those things moving ... and everyone would get a giant pile of onion rings to take on their flight.

    Your post made me laugh. I took my son to the Beacon last year and warned him, but he was still thrown for a loop. Keep moving, keep moving, keep on moving down the line.....

    I tried to pay with a credit card and they said only cash. I told them I'd have to go to an ATM machine, and they said eat your lunch and pay us afterwards. They could not have been nicer. (They had an ATM machine in the store, by the way)

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  • Hire an intern in a blue dress that liked cigars.

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    Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

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  • declare war on pickens county. seal team into the coaches offices take no prisoners

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  • 3.0 said...

    Me.... I'd rearrange a few states.

    I'd cut off New Mexico at Albuquerque, giving the rest to texas and arizona with the Rio Grande being the division.

    Then, I'd cut Colorado in essentially half using Colorado Springs as the northern border town. Give the remainder of the state to Wyoming.

    -Assuming I would have that power, I'd give Charlotte to SC.
    -Legalize marijuana.

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  • Aaron Burr Cock said...

    declare war on pickens county. seal team into the coaches offices take no prisoners

    This might be your best post ever.

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  • joetheogre said...

    -Assuming I would have that power, I'd give Charlotte to SC. -Legalize marijuana.

    I like the way you think re: Charlotte

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  • I'd also make it official and sign over the SF/Oakland/Berkley area to whatever space aliens are currently inhabiting it. Just let them have it already.

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  • BigBlairCock said...

    This is unquestionably your best post ever.

    FIFY

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  • We don't execute nearly enough people in the United States. Execution should be applied not only to all murderers but to all habitual felonious offenders. There shouldn't be a single second when someone isn't being executed in this country, as much wanton meanness as there is in our midst. If I were President, we would stem the tide of crime by getting rid of the criminals.

    Life on the edge is the only life worth living.

    Kingward

  • Kingward said...

    We don't execute nearly enough people in the United States. Execution should be applied not only to all murderers but to all habitual felonious offenders. There shouldn't be a single second when someone isn't being executed in this country, as much wanton meanness as there is in our midst. If I were President, we would stem the tide of crime by getting rid of the criminals.

    huh

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    CockAtLaw

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