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Coaching pedigree

  • I have seen a lot of internet coaches on here bashing or giving low evaluations to commits or targets. I want to clear the air on my pedigree so that you guys can trust my analysis.

    I tried out for football in the eighth grade, but I got cut on the first day. I suspect reverse racism. I played b squad football at a local powerhouse in Columbia, SC. I quit before the first game because it hurt too bad. So I took my talents to the neighborhood league. I was all conference cornerback for three years and was Apartment league All American my senior year. I was deemed the defensive back of the 1980's (by myself and imaginary friends) before heading off to Uga. I would have starred there,but was not asked to play. In an intramural game there, I caught several touchdowns and interceptions playing against some of UGA's walk-ons and JV players. So as you can see, I'm pretty qualified in internet coaching. Most of you know this history, but you newbies need to "recognize".

    If you don't have at least similar qualifications, I'm going to use my secret quasi-moderator status to correct you. If you have any questions or complaints please hit the link

    www. gotohelltocomplain.com//armchairqb/internetliar

    pleasework

  • i sometimes go whole days without seeing anything this clever and witty.

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    "Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?"

    dutch30805

  • dutch30805 said...

    i sometimes go whole days without seeing anything this clever and witty.

    I would count those as "good days."

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    Fripp Island

  • that's what she said.

    pleasework

  • pleasework said...

    I have seen a lot of internet coaches on here bashing or giving low evaluations to commits or targets. I want to clear the air on my pedigree so that you guys can trust my analysis.

    I tried out for football in the eighth grade, but I got cut on the first day. I suspect reverse racism. I played b squad football at a local powerhouse in Columbia, SC. I quit before the first game because it hurt too bad. So I took my talents to the neighborhood league. I was all conference cornerback for three years and was Apartment league All American my senior year. I was deemed the defensive back of the 1980's (by myself and imaginary friends) before heading off to Uga. I would have starred there,but was not asked to play. In an intramural game there, I caught several touchdowns and interceptions playing against some of UGA's walk-ons and JV players. So as you can see, I'm pretty qualified in internet coaching. Most of you know this history, but you newbies need to "recognize".

    If you don't have at least similar qualifications, I'm going to use my secret quasi-moderator status to correct you. If you have any questions or complaints please hit the link

    www. gotohelltocomplain.com//armchairqb/internetliar

    That's pretty funny. I gave you an upvote. I have similar qualifications. I did run into a brick mailbox one time but held on for the TD in my buddy's front yard. One of the highlights of my career.

    Gamecock Jay

  • Gamecock Jay said...

    That's pretty funny. I gave you an upvote. I have similar qualifications. I did run into a brick mailbox one time but held on for the TD in my buddy's front yard. One of the highlights of my career.

    Appreciate the love! Some of us were back yard heroes but our contributions sometimes go unnoticed. I can't top the mailbox catch, but I did play tackle in the street once. I wore through a pair of tuff skins in one afternoon. It was the green pair too and those tended to be tougher than the other colors. here's a Dos XX for you, or a Schlitz Malt liquor if you don't let the smooth taste fool you.

    pleasework

  • I can't tell you how excited I get when I see a pleasework thread with down votes. That's when you know you're in for a good laugh. I don't understand all the hate and lack of sense of humor from some people haha

    Johnso27

  • Johnso27 said...

    I can't tell you how excited I get ...

    good.

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    "Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?"

    dutch30805

  • I just wanted to sneak this in for the seven of you that read my threads, I love gamecock athletes, even the ones who mess up. I would buy Demetrius Summers a free drink (non alcoholic) and a taco, But if you choose to transfer or leave our beautiful institution, I hope you never get any playing time and fail to develop. I hope you give up your sport all together.

    pleasework

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