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Need some Clemson insults ASAP

  • I have a tater coworker I'm trying to demoralize after our big win and I know this is the best place for Clemson put-downs. So far I've got:

    - Tater
    - KKKlempsin
    - abo (for dabo, minus the D lolololol)

    What else should I use on this stupid tater?

    #TeamDylan #BenchShaw

    Pat_Bateman

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    PTCcock195

  • Pat_Bateman said...

    I have a tater coworker I'm trying to demoralize after our big win and I know this is the best place for Clemson put-downs. So far I've got:

    - Tater - KKKlempsin - abo (for dabo, minus the D lolololol)

    What else should I use on this stupid tater?

    me and my buds call em the clemsux tiger pups

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    CockHoundM

  • Just tell him nobody cares about baseball, at least they have footbal... or basketbal...well soccer!!!mrt

    Hosehead

  • How about just leave it alone. We keep kicking their ass in every sport. That's plenty enough. Rubbing it in their face is low, Clemson low.

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    Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

    JuiceCock

  • CockHoundM said...

    me and my buds call em the clemsux tiger pups

    I reckon you're insulting a child. Even still, I hope he spits on your shoes. That is terrible.

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    RedmanMan

  • CockHoundM said...

    me and my buds call em the clemsux tiger pups

    Just call him a clemp fan, accentuate the "p"

    other notable things, stats. weve made 10 out of the 13 supers since they started in 1999. we have won 18 out of the last 25 in baseball. the last 6 postseason games played. weve won 19 straight postseason games. we are 11-0 in the postseason in columbia, and weve won the last to natty titles.

    MrNiceGuy

  • Just go to a dollar store and buy some mirrors and hand it to them. They will shudder in their pants.

    pleasework

  • Pat_Bateman said...

    I have a tater coworker I'm trying to demoralize after our big win and I know this is the best place for Clemson put-downs. So far I've got:

    - Tater
    - KKKlempsin
    - abo (for dabo, minus the D lolololol)

    What else should I use on this stupid tater?

    Wait, I thought you were supposed to be a tatershrug. Just walk around all day and be very happy. Smile and wave, drives em crazy.

    crowclub

  • Mr.NiceGuy said...

    Just call him a clemp fan, accentuate the "p"

    other notable things, stats. weve made 10 out of the 13 supers since they started in 1999. we have won 18 out of the last 25 in baseball. the last 6 postseason games played. weve won 19 straight postseason games. we are 11-0 in the postseason in columbia, and weve won the last to natty titles.

    Really enjoy hearing stats like these but...

    You begin to start sounding like a tater when you bring out history lessons. We all know they major in history up their in the hills. Last thing I ever wanna hear is history lessons because they are from the past. Gotta live in the present and right now We Own their Azzzz and just leave it at that.

    watersrl

  • Don't say anything.
    Key their cars
    Sugar in gas tank
    Cut brake line
    Put porn on their work computer.
    Tell boss they are stealing
    Etcetera

    SCarcock

  • stevecook229 said...

    Don't say anything. Key their cars Sugar in gas tank Cut brake line Put porn on their work computer. Tell boss they are stealing Etcetera

    balonga on the hood on a hot day works too.

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    3pt0

  • Pat_Bateman said...

    I have a tater coworker I'm trying to demoralize after our big win and I know this is the best place for Clemson put-downs. So far I've got:

    - Tater
    - KKKlempsin
    - abo (for dabo, minus the D lolololol)

    What else should I use on this stupid tater?

    You are freakin' pitiful!

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    LIMESTONE SAINTS FOOTBALL SIGNING CLASS http://golimestonesaints.com/news/2013/2/6/FB_0206132317.aspx

    GTownGamecock

  • Calling all trolls!

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    CockOfAges

  • stevecook229 said...

    Put porn on their work computer. Tell boss they are stealing

    I've already done both of those, but I need something to yell at him while he's carrying his belongings out of the office. I'm thinking "Suck it giraffe!!"

    #TeamDylan #BenchShaw

    Pat_Bateman

  • Pat_Bateman said...

    I've already done both of those, but I need something to yell at him while he's carrying his belongings out of the office. I'm thinking "Suck it giraffe!!"

    Oh, you are looking for insults to speak to yourself! Now I understand.

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    GTownGamecock

  • if you could go back and find the clemson dictionary... that could last you awhile. i do know that they were cleminated from the regionals by usc.
    further, their head coach is a clembicile.

    spinrbait

  • The OP is to funny this guy.

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    crobertsUSCfan

  • Pat_Bateman said...

    I have a tater coworker I'm trying to demoralize after our big win and I know this is the best place for Clemson put-downs. So far I've got:

    - Tater - KKKlempsin - abo (for dabo, minus the D lolololol)

    What else should I use on this stupid tater?

    fingergun

    "I used to walk up a hill to and from school in my days", says every Clemson student ever.

    jbaker8537

  • watersrl said...

    Really enjoy hearing stats like these but...

    You begin to start sounding like a tater when you bring out history lessons. We all know they major in history up their in the hills. Last thing I ever wanna hear is history lessons because they are from the past. Gotta live in the present and right now We Own their Azzzz and just leave it at that.

    Well considering the 6 game postseason winning streak against them, the 19 game ncaa postseason is ongoing, i consider it the present. And the 18 out of 25 is over what, like 7 years? So I hear you, but its not like im talking about games played over a 100 years ago. either way, its great to be a Gamecock right now!!!

    MrNiceGuy

  • crowclub said...

    Wait, I thought you were supposed to be a tatershrug.

    He's making fun of those phrases for their lameness.

    Kind of like how they say USuC and coots.

    PTCcock195

  • JuiceCock said...

    How about just leave it alone. We keep kicking their ass in every sport. That's plenty enough. Rubbing it in their face is low, Clemson low.


    I wholeheartedly agree with Juice on this. However, I will even go a little further on this
    subject.

    Why rub it in their facesat all? Juice is right It's below us to do that, as, if we do that, we are just like them. And we are NOT them.

    The best thing to do, IMHO, is to say nothing at all. Why? Because beating them was not a surprise at all, but rather the norm.

    Let it go, and conduct yourself as an adult Gamecock supporter. We have more fish to fry.

    Years ago in the NFL (before trash talking), the team winning the game had players with decent levels of integrity and they did not get involved with trash talking..........they simply pointed at the scoreboard and went on with their business as adult men. (That shut them up).

    Consider losing the insults to 'one up' someone. Silence can be very, very powerful tool. (The Clemson fan knows something might be coming from you (about the game) and he is expecting it. He waits and he waits and he waits.....but, it never comes because you say NOTHING, AND that's worse. It will drive them crazy.

    It's just like breaking up with a pain in the neck gal, you tell her one time: "If the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me."

    garnet stats

  • Pat_Bateman said...

    I have a tater coworker I'm trying to demoralize after our big win and I know this is the best place for Clemson put-downs. So far I've got:

    - Tater
    - KKKlempsin
    - abo (for dabo, minus the D lolololol)

    What else should I use on this stupid tater?

    Moooooooooooo

    scarolina3

  • garnet stats said...

    I wholeheartedly agree with Juice on this. However, I will even go a little further on this subject.

    Why rub it in their facesat all? Juice is right It's below us to do that, as, if we do that, we are just like them. And we are NOT them.

    The best thing to do, IMHO, is to say nothing at all. Why? Because beating them was not a surprise at all, but rather the norm.

    Let it go, and conduct yourself as an adult Gamecock supporter. We have more fish to fry.

    Years ago in the NFL (before trash talking), the team winning the game had players with decent levels of integrity and they did not get involved with trash talking..........they simply pointed at the scoreboard and went on with their business as adult men. (That shut them up).

    Consider losing the insults to 'one up' someone. Silence can be very, very powerful tool. (The Clemson fan knows something might be coming from you (about the game) and he is expecting it. He waits and he waits and he waits.....but, it never comes because you say NOTHING, AND that's worse. It will drive them crazy.

    It's just like breaking up with a pain in the neck gal, you tell her one time: "If the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me."

    translation - "give them the silent treatment".

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    RedmanMan

  • Jesus Horacio Christ

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    Ally will beat the crap out of Uga.

    steve miller