Palmetto Proving Grounds

Upvote for referring to them as booger eaters.

Trying to understand them is like trying to reason with my dog. Sure, he just looks innocent enough, wagging his tail with that stupid look on his face. But I know he's trying to figure out how to pay me back for removing his testicles by digging holes all in my back yard.

In their case, they're trying to pay us back by going to play with the big boys. They wanna take their ball and play somewhere else so they can compete with real teams. They don't understand that the varsity doesn't want their JV selves. So they delude themselves. In the end, though, no reason to try to understand: taters just gonna tate.

Means absolutely zero. They talk through intermediaries so that they can say crap like this with a straight face.

Yeah... my wife worked for a vet for a number of years prior to & for the first few years of our marriage. We've had discussions about getting some for me several times since she basically removed them in a non-surgical manner (figuratively speaking, of course)

If I actually had a male dog, I would consider it. Just too good to pass up. There's a reason that I named the last male dog I had Imiss. It never made sense until you realize that I was one of those freaks who had a dog with three names like a person. His middle name was Myballs.

The coolest part about all of that is that my wife actually thought it funny. She never concedes that I made a funny. But she went with that one. To the day he disappeared (possibly to be meat for the dog-fighting ring breeders), he was a cool dog who we all (my wife, two kids and me) called Imiss. I guess most people thought he was named after my father's favorite radio host, but I've never listened to Don Imus. In fact, is he still on the radio?

Somebody smarter than me really needs to caption that pic. That kid looks like he's finally realizing that this ain't what he bargained for. That look on his price is faceless.

I'm definitely not trying to criticize. The look on that kids face, though... it is deserving of a comment from someone far more creative than myself. Young abo there looks like he's just now realizing what he's gotten himself into. It is as if that goat has bided his time and the kid knows that revenge is coming, and it ain't gonna be pretty. Mamma's midnight cuddlin' just won't cure that.

The Clemson Prom thing was a very nice touch, and the pic was a great find.