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Good question. I think as far as being a tool, Jacklegg gets my vote. From his "mosh pit" bit before games, to the uniforms, to how he sort of resembles the next stage after apes in his facial features/expressions, to how he never really gives us or any team that beats them credit.

On the football list, it's funny, after they aren't Clem's coach anymore, I don't hate them nearly as much. Ford seems like somebody you could kick back and have a cold one with. Bowden, never really figured out how he did it, but Abo, I just don't think I could ever see myself wanting to be around that bed wetter, even if he is one of the best things to ever happen to us from a comedic standpoint.

Ford and it shouldn't be close.
Without him Clemson probably doesn't cheat to win a national title, which is their highest athletic achievement.

Ford, not even close. He was actually a threat. All the other guys are just douchebags.

Same here.
yaba daba and jacklegg are asswipes.

You've summed it up perfectly.

Charley Pell was one of the worst human beings to ever be involved with college sports. He did indeed undermine Red Parker, the man who recruited Steve Fuller and Jerry Butler, after Parker gave him a job when the Va. Tech coaching staff was fired and he was unemployed He was a devious, lying, no good, worthless maggot devoid of any redeeming qualities. I would personally pay the fire and brimstone bill for the devil to turn up the heat extra high in the corner of hell he's spending eternity in.

Charley Pell was the ultimate "clemson man."

BTW, for craps and giggles someday, ask Steve Spurrier what he thinks of Charley Pell.

I never blamed BS for his poor performance at USC. He didn't put a gun to our heads and make us hire him. He was great at ketchup commerciasl but had no more business being a D-1 head coach than I do. Nor do I blame him for going to clemson. We fired hi and it's a free country. But his behavior in allowing the taters to carry him off the field while players he recruited to USC watched was inexcusable. He'd be my number 2 also, but Pell's lead over the field is the size of Secretariat's in the Belmont Stakes.

Agree Cockfather!! And it ain't like Brad Scott was fired for after going 8-3 the way it happened to Ken Hatfield over in taterville or for political reasons ala Danny Ford when a couple of his assistants came to USC under Sparky...that was MUCH different than if Danny himself had opted to come on board as an assistant at Carolina. Yeah, Scott had a "right" to go to Clemson, but he should have at least spent the next year, as you said, at Okie or UT, not sabotaging what he hadn't already destroyed in Cola. & then heading STRAIGHT to that dung heap. Hell, with the $$ he got, he could have at least stayed on the shelf through that recruiting cycle. To top it off, he now has his spawn at the evil empire working against us. I would wish him to be stuck forever in a "69" with Charlie Pell in the hottest place, but would hate that he may actually enjoy it!!

I've hated about all of them so that is a tough choice but I would Abo, Fatass Brad, Jackleg and Wilhelm all are at the top of the list.

If you fire a guy you cannot really get offended when you don't like his later choices...IMO.

But he should not have allowed them to carry him off the field

That is my vote too. Jackleg is just your typical whining jerk that you often find in orange. He is a little punk.

Dabo is a hypocritical, lying piece of poop who insulted me and every other graduate/fan of Carolina with his ridiculous tirade. He uses religion to lure kids into his program, then fails miserably at actually behaving in a positive, God-fearing manner. He is dirt IMO.

Well Said Young Lady...