Palmetto Proving Grounds

I'm not sure that they want to play that dirty. Would you really want your recruits to know that their head man roomed with his mother in college (not that it is that hard to find out since he admitted it on national television)? I think I'd rather have an embarrassing moment of indiscretion than several semesters of it. Peeing on the sidewalk takes a few seconds. Sleeping with your mom... that there's permanent. That leaves a Ned Beatty-sized scar on the psyche.

As Styx so eloquently sang, looks like somebody's got "Too much time on their hands..."

I swear, it just gets better by the day. Tell ya what, lurking Taters, not that this recruiting class is going to lose any amount of steam by this being put "out there (especially when it's old as heck news), but let's play devil's advocate for a second and dip our toes into your wishful dream world.

Let's say we get no more recruits this cycle after this earth shattering stuff is seen. We're still gonna whip your, nah, make that WHOOP your again this November, and for every November in the foreseeable future. Put this in your thread and smoke it.

A real man would have included the domestic abuse, death by water craft, yadda yadda yadda that's been swept under the rug up there if he wants to compare apples to apples. Truth hurts the straw graspers though, I guess...Doesn't matter though, because these dreaded Coots are gonna roll up in your house, cock our razor spurred leg up, and piss on your dream world once again. It's how NEW CAROLINA rolls.