Palmetto Proving Grounds

Wow, I'd love to be in your shoes to see what goes on behind the scenes...maybe catch a violation or two in progress.

But first, I'd tell the boss that I am a Gamecock Fan and ask if that causes any problems. Don't want any upset customers, that's for sure....and don't want to lose a job over it.

If it's ok with da boss I'd go but I would be wearing neutral colors, and I'd be texting back like crazy whenever the opportunity allowed to update TBS about all the hazy crazy stuff going on. Oh what a riot.

As for the teeth problem someone mentioned, there is a company that sells fake and crazy teeth, I'm sure you can find something that will help you fit in, oh, and don't forget.... look a little crossed eyed from time to time, and carry a pic of some sheep to share at the "pic-share" when they start up about the sheep.

DO NOT ACCEPT ANY KOOL-AID FROM ANYONE.
I'd be weary of the orange juice too.
Pour your own drinks or stick to bottled water.